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Carry On for Friday, August 28, 2020:
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A: Cold Hard Truth
CountessCzhokula: But if she thinks this is over...! I have painted the walls of my fortress with the blood of those who would oppose me! If she succeeds, her first act as Duchess will be to try to repel my army as I take vengeance upon her for—
BaronCzhokula: Don't you think she knows that?
CountessCzhokula: *!
BaronCzhokula: We are never getting off this ship.
B: A Dark Ally
BaronCzhokula: I know that your dignity had been offended. But this isn't your fight. She is more likely to win the duel and become Duchess. And, quote possibly, Empress. Keep the long-term goals in mind, Countess. Think of what course of action is best for you and your own people.
BaronCzhokula: You must suck up to her. You must flatter her ego. You must stifle your urge to kill her, and lie to her. You must convince her that you are her most loyal ally. No matter how painful or demeaning it is, whatever she says or does, you must go along with it. It's the only way to deal with someone like her.
CountessCzhokula: I won't ask where you got that insight.
BaronCzhokula: I am a Kruger, Madam. It's what we do.
CountessCzhokula: But if she thinks this is over...! I have painted the walls of my fortress with the blood of those who would oppose me! If she succeeds, her first act as Duchess will be to try to repel my army as I take vengeance upon her for—
BaronCzhokula: Don't you think she knows that?
CountessCzhokula: *!
BaronCzhokula: We are never getting off this ship.
B: A Dark Ally
BaronCzhokula: I know that your dignity had been offended. But this isn't your fight. She is more likely to win the duel and become Duchess. And, quote possibly, Empress. Keep the long-term goals in mind, Countess. Think of what course of action is best for you and your own people.
BaronCzhokula: You must suck up to her. You must flatter her ego. You must stifle your urge to kill her, and lie to her. You must convince her that you are her most loyal ally. No matter how painful or demeaning it is, whatever she says or does, you must go along with it. It's the only way to deal with someone like her.
CountessCzhokula: I won't ask where you got that insight.
BaronCzhokula: I am a Kruger, Madam. It's what we do.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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