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Carry On for Friday, April 12, 2019:
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A: The Resemblance Is Uncanny
Fred (reading clipboard): You've received a request for an audience from General Tiddlypaws.
Songween: Who dat?
Fred: He's the ambassador from Kaledistan.
Songween: *tsk* Knew dat—!
Fred: He wishes to renegotiate their contract for Brigade security forces—
(Songween pounds scepter)
Sfx: THOK!
Songween: SCREW DAT!
Fred: No, Madame— they wish to increase their contingent. That would be of considerable financial benefit to you.
Songween: True, dat...
Fred: Shall I arrange the appointment?
Songween: Do dat!
Kathy (aside to Fred): My God— it's like watching Grandpa Reggie in a dress!
Fred: I told you...
B: Dis-missed
Fred: Now, about these requisitions for—
Songween: Take care of it, Lieutenant! I want to get in a few holes of golf before the banquet! C'mon, girls!
(Songween departs with the ladies of the court)
Fred: But-but-but-but-but—! Come back...!
Fred (to Kathy): I don't have to take over the country. I'd really like to give it back!
Fred (reading clipboard): You've received a request for an audience from General Tiddlypaws.
Songween: Who dat?
Fred: He's the ambassador from Kaledistan.
Songween: *tsk* Knew dat—!
Fred: He wishes to renegotiate their contract for Brigade security forces—
(Songween pounds scepter)
Sfx: THOK!
Songween: SCREW DAT!
Fred: No, Madame— they wish to increase their contingent. That would be of considerable financial benefit to you.
Songween: True, dat...
Fred: Shall I arrange the appointment?
Songween: Do dat!
Kathy (aside to Fred): My God— it's like watching Grandpa Reggie in a dress!
Fred: I told you...
B: Dis-missed
Fred: Now, about these requisitions for—
Songween: Take care of it, Lieutenant! I want to get in a few holes of golf before the banquet! C'mon, girls!
(Songween departs with the ladies of the court)
Fred: But-but-but-but-but—! Come back...!
Fred (to Kathy): I don't have to take over the country. I'd really like to give it back!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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