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Carry On for Wednesday, April 10, 2019:
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A: I'm Not Sure She's Joking
Fred: Your Grace, it's time for the daily staff meeting.
Kathy: I'll just head back to my quarters—
Songween: No— Why don't you stay—
Songween: —You can help me— debrief him.
Fred: After ten years, still not funny, Madame.
B: If You Don't Know...
(Horn reports, Fred takes notes, Kathy and the advisors stand in attendance)
Songween: How goes it in the provinces, Mr. Horn?
Horn: Ah, the usual— the grazers want more grassland, the browsers want more brush— then there's the missionaries stirring things up—
Kathy: So what's the missionary position?
(Fred looks up. Various smirks. Kathy facepalms.)
Kathy: Um... let me rephrase that...
Fred: Your Grace, it's time for the daily staff meeting.
Kathy: I'll just head back to my quarters—
Songween: No— Why don't you stay—
Songween: —You can help me— debrief him.
Fred: After ten years, still not funny, Madame.
B: If You Don't Know...
(Horn reports, Fred takes notes, Kathy and the advisors stand in attendance)
Songween: How goes it in the provinces, Mr. Horn?
Horn: Ah, the usual— the grazers want more grassland, the browsers want more brush— then there's the missionaries stirring things up—
Kathy: So what's the missionary position?
(Fred looks up. Various smirks. Kathy facepalms.)
Kathy: Um... let me rephrase that...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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