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Carry On for Friday, January 22, 2021:
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A: Curtsey Call
(Jade enters Koz's room)
Jade: Oh—! Your Grace! I did not expect to meet you here...
Songween: I appreciate your help in getting my Heir ready for the duel, Mistress Jade. The Harlot Globetrotters were a nice touch. If you've got a few minutes later, drop by the office. I've got a coupla things I want to discuss with you. Honeymoon stuff.
Jade: Of course, Your Grace. I shall be along directly.
Koz: Oh—! Madam Jade! To what do I owe the honor of this visit?
B: Bedside Manner
(Jade throws off her mantle, revealing a sexy nurse outfit)
Jade: Whoo's a good boy-y-y-y> Yoo are! YOO are!
Koz: Gaaaaasp!
(A worried doctor at the desk of the nurses' station)
Doctor: Crash cart to room nine! Stat!
C: Medically Deinhibited
Kathy: Hey there! It's me again! I want to let you know that the nomination period for the 2020 Ursa Major Awards is now open! Go to www.ursamajorawards.org! This year, our animatic video "The Humiliation of Jinjur Maiham! is eligible in the "Best Dramatic Short Work! category! And "Carry On" is eligible in the "Best Comic Strip" category!
Kathy: We've all worked very hard this past year to bring you a well-drawn and compelling story, and we'd be really appreciative if you'd help us win the Ursa Major Awards by nominating us now and voting for us later...
Kathy: ...or do I gotta get rough wid ya?
Fred: Ma'am—! It's time for your meds!
(Jade enters Koz's room)
Jade: Oh—! Your Grace! I did not expect to meet you here...
Songween: I appreciate your help in getting my Heir ready for the duel, Mistress Jade. The Harlot Globetrotters were a nice touch. If you've got a few minutes later, drop by the office. I've got a coupla things I want to discuss with you. Honeymoon stuff.
Jade: Of course, Your Grace. I shall be along directly.
Koz: Oh—! Madam Jade! To what do I owe the honor of this visit?
B: Bedside Manner
(Jade throws off her mantle, revealing a sexy nurse outfit)
Jade: Whoo's a good boy-y-y-y> Yoo are! YOO are!
Koz: Gaaaaasp!
(A worried doctor at the desk of the nurses' station)
Doctor: Crash cart to room nine! Stat!
C: Medically Deinhibited
Kathy: Hey there! It's me again! I want to let you know that the nomination period for the 2020 Ursa Major Awards is now open! Go to www.ursamajorawards.org! This year, our animatic video "The Humiliation of Jinjur Maiham! is eligible in the "Best Dramatic Short Work! category! And "Carry On" is eligible in the "Best Comic Strip" category!
Kathy: We've all worked very hard this past year to bring you a well-drawn and compelling story, and we'd be really appreciative if you'd help us win the Ursa Major Awards by nominating us now and voting for us later...
Kathy: ...or do I gotta get rough wid ya?
Fred: Ma'am—! It's time for your meds!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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