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Carry On for Friday, January 15, 2021:
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A: The Recount Of Monte Cristo
Fred: Sparing her was not an act of compassion. A Crocutan warrior believes being taken prisoner to be the worst possible humiliation. It's a fate worse than death.
Kathy: I know that. I'm sorry, but I just couldn't kill her in cold blood, not after she yielded to me. Popping her in the snotbox was bad enough.
Fred: Are you kidding? You're a hero!
(Fred stands up and puts his glasses back on)
Fred: Which is why she will stop at nothing to get revenge.
Kathy: What's she gonna do— demand a recount?
Fred: This is Jinjur we're talking about, here. Think fire.
B: Painkiller
Kathy: Ohhh— Jinjur, Jinjur, Jinjur! I don't want to talk about Jinjur any more! I am fed up with talking about Jinjur!
Fred: Sorry, Ma'am.
(Kathy kneels up on her bed and embraces Fred again)
Kathy: I want you to take advantage of the fact that I am still doped up enough not to resist when you take me in your arms and smother me with kisses.
Fred: Yes, Ma'am!
Kathy: And don't forget that I'm wearing a hospital gown!
Fred: I'll take that under advisement, Ma'am!
Fred: Sparing her was not an act of compassion. A Crocutan warrior believes being taken prisoner to be the worst possible humiliation. It's a fate worse than death.
Kathy: I know that. I'm sorry, but I just couldn't kill her in cold blood, not after she yielded to me. Popping her in the snotbox was bad enough.
Fred: Are you kidding? You're a hero!
(Fred stands up and puts his glasses back on)
Fred: Which is why she will stop at nothing to get revenge.
Kathy: What's she gonna do— demand a recount?
Fred: This is Jinjur we're talking about, here. Think fire.
B: Painkiller
Kathy: Ohhh— Jinjur, Jinjur, Jinjur! I don't want to talk about Jinjur any more! I am fed up with talking about Jinjur!
Fred: Sorry, Ma'am.
(Kathy kneels up on her bed and embraces Fred again)
Kathy: I want you to take advantage of the fact that I am still doped up enough not to resist when you take me in your arms and smother me with kisses.
Fred: Yes, Ma'am!
Kathy: And don't forget that I'm wearing a hospital gown!
Fred: I'll take that under advisement, Ma'am!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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