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Carry On for Monday, September 21, 2020:
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A: Dr. Masseuse
Jade: How is your injured leg holding up, Mistress?
Kathy: Oh... it aches a bit, but the, so does everything else.
Jade: Would you like me to give you a massage? I am an expert...
Kathy: Um, well... Okay, I guess so.
Koz: Y'know, my sciatica's been acting up.
Jade: Go away, Koz.
Koz: Can I watch—?
Jade: No.
Koz: Aw, please?
Jade: You haven't got that much money.
B: Getting The Massage
(Kathy lies on a massage table)
Jade: That's it, Mistress— just relax. I ought to teach The Lieutenant how to do this for you— it is one of the husbandly arts, after all... he might even enjoy it— if he didn't die of shyness first!
Kathy: Madam Jade— may I ask you a question?
Jade: It depends upon what answer you wish to hear.
Kathy: What do men want?
Jade: Oh, honey— you have come to the right place!
Jade: How is your injured leg holding up, Mistress?
Kathy: Oh... it aches a bit, but the, so does everything else.
Jade: Would you like me to give you a massage? I am an expert...
Kathy: Um, well... Okay, I guess so.
Koz: Y'know, my sciatica's been acting up.
Jade: Go away, Koz.
Koz: Can I watch—?
Jade: No.
Koz: Aw, please?
Jade: You haven't got that much money.
B: Getting The Massage
(Kathy lies on a massage table)
Jade: That's it, Mistress— just relax. I ought to teach The Lieutenant how to do this for you— it is one of the husbandly arts, after all... he might even enjoy it— if he didn't die of shyness first!
Kathy: Madam Jade— may I ask you a question?
Jade: It depends upon what answer you wish to hear.
Kathy: What do men want?
Jade: Oh, honey— you have come to the right place!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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