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Carry On for Wednesday, September 9, 2020:
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A: Hot And Bothered
Fred: Again.
Kathy: Is it lunch time yet—?
Fred: Not hardly. Come on— again!
Kathy: But it's hot, and I need a break!
Fred: It isn't time for a break yet!
Kathy: You know that old saying about "Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun?" Well— you're both!
B: The Second Oldest Profession
Kathy: Madam Jade's got it easy. I wish I could sit in the shade sipping tea while Koz makes goo-goo eyes at me.
Fred: You should not show disrespect for Madam Jade. She is doing us an immense favour—
(Swords clashing)
Sfx: SHWIK! WHACK! CLAK! KLIK!
Kathy: Yeah, you keep sayin'. You and Jade are pretty close, aren't you?
Fred: Yes, we are. She is kind, compassionate, witty, intellectual, and wise. She is like the mother I wish I had. Except for the "world famous prostitute" part, of course.
Sfx: KLONK!
Fred: Again.
Kathy: Is it lunch time yet—?
Fred: Not hardly. Come on— again!
Kathy: But it's hot, and I need a break!
Fred: It isn't time for a break yet!
Kathy: You know that old saying about "Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun?" Well— you're both!
B: The Second Oldest Profession
Kathy: Madam Jade's got it easy. I wish I could sit in the shade sipping tea while Koz makes goo-goo eyes at me.
Fred: You should not show disrespect for Madam Jade. She is doing us an immense favour—
(Swords clashing)
Sfx: SHWIK! WHACK! CLAK! KLIK!
Kathy: Yeah, you keep sayin'. You and Jade are pretty close, aren't you?
Fred: Yes, we are. She is kind, compassionate, witty, intellectual, and wise. She is like the mother I wish I had. Except for the "world famous prostitute" part, of course.
Sfx: KLONK!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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