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Carry On for Friday, October 25, 2019:
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True Stories
Caption: The Next Morning— in the Food Court of Public Opinion...
Brigadier 1: Sounds like we missed a hell of a party. General Jinjur kept throwing insults at the Duchess, and Songween never responded. Then that American girl stood up and challenged Jinjur to a duel to the death! She said that swords and spears are for sissies and she wants to do it bare-handed!
Brigadier 2: I heard that she told Jinjur that she's already got Jinjur's obituary written!
Brigadier 3: ...and then she screamed and leaped over the table and tackled Jinjur and ripped her throat out!
Townsperson 1: Whoa!
Brigadier 4: I heard she's half preying mantis!
Townsperson 2: There was incriminating evidence on that phone, so the Lieutenant blew it up with his mind!
Townsperson 3: Aw, you know General Vyschuss— she probably squeezed it too tight!
Brigadier 5: And that runt Kruger showed up pretending to be a prince— he was even dressed like Ku Pakai!
Brigadier 6: Lieutenant Kruger out of uniform? Oh, come on— know I know you're lying!
Townsperson 4: —Then she let all the food run away! Can you believe it?
Townsperson 5: I don't know if I'd want a picky eater for a Duchess...
Townsperson 6: —And the Lieutenant showed up wearing nothing but feathers! He had the girls lined up around the block just to ogle him!!
Caption: The Next Morning— in the Food Court of Public Opinion...
Brigadier 1: Sounds like we missed a hell of a party. General Jinjur kept throwing insults at the Duchess, and Songween never responded. Then that American girl stood up and challenged Jinjur to a duel to the death! She said that swords and spears are for sissies and she wants to do it bare-handed!
Brigadier 2: I heard that she told Jinjur that she's already got Jinjur's obituary written!
Brigadier 3: ...and then she screamed and leaped over the table and tackled Jinjur and ripped her throat out!
Townsperson 1: Whoa!
Brigadier 4: I heard she's half preying mantis!
Townsperson 2: There was incriminating evidence on that phone, so the Lieutenant blew it up with his mind!
Townsperson 3: Aw, you know General Vyschuss— she probably squeezed it too tight!
Brigadier 5: And that runt Kruger showed up pretending to be a prince— he was even dressed like Ku Pakai!
Brigadier 6: Lieutenant Kruger out of uniform? Oh, come on— know I know you're lying!
Townsperson 4: —Then she let all the food run away! Can you believe it?
Townsperson 5: I don't know if I'd want a picky eater for a Duchess...
Townsperson 6: —And the Lieutenant showed up wearing nothing but feathers! He had the girls lined up around the block just to ogle him!!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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