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Carry On for Monday, October 21, 2019:
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A: This Is Not My Beautiful House
(Fred wakes up in bed)
Fred (thinking): ...wha'...?
Fred (thinking): ...where am I?
Fred (thinking): This isn't my quarters...
Fred (thinking): I'm in the guest suite—! This is Kathryn's room! What have I done—?!
(Fred sees a person-shaped lump under the covers next to him)
Fred: *gasp* —What have WE done?!
B: This Is Not My Beautiful Wife
(Fred gently pokes the sleeper)
Fred: Um... M-Ma'am...? D-D-Dear—? Ab...About l-last n-night...
(The sleeper turns out to be Vyschuss)
Fred: AAAAAAAAA!
Vyschuss: Good morning, Luvver-Boy—! Tee-hee-hee!
(Fred really wakes up from the nightmare, in his quarters)
Fred (thinking): I should know better than to eat barbecue right before bedtime...
(Fred wakes up in bed)
Fred (thinking): ...wha'...?
Fred (thinking): ...where am I?
Fred (thinking): This isn't my quarters...
Fred (thinking): I'm in the guest suite—! This is Kathryn's room! What have I done—?!
(Fred sees a person-shaped lump under the covers next to him)
Fred: *gasp* —What have WE done?!
B: This Is Not My Beautiful Wife
(Fred gently pokes the sleeper)
Fred: Um... M-Ma'am...? D-D-Dear—? Ab...About l-last n-night...
(The sleeper turns out to be Vyschuss)
Fred: AAAAAAAAA!
Vyschuss: Good morning, Luvver-Boy—! Tee-hee-hee!
(Fred really wakes up from the nightmare, in his quarters)
Fred (thinking): I should know better than to eat barbecue right before bedtime...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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