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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, March 15, 2019:
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A: Practice, Practice, Practice

Kathy: But the Contract—
Songween: The Contract is just his mother's way of ensuring he didn't fall for some gold-digging chippie and complicate her plans to take over Rackenroon by proxy. Lucretia hates competition.

Songween: She wanted to make certain that he married my Heir, and only my Heir, and that my Heir's offspring would be a product of Kruger Enterprises Ltd. No cuckoos in her nest, y'see.

Songween: But since you are my Heir, I can't see that Lucretia would object to your getting in a little... premarital practice!
Kathy: Um, ew...
Songween: Hey! Hyena sex ain't easy! You're gonna need some practice if you expect to get knocked up! And you'll need to crank out at least three or four kids—
Kathy: Can we... not talk about this?

B: The Hottest Guy In Town

Songween: You don't know how lucky you are— Fred's a real catch! He's good-looking, he's a good cook, he's excruciatingly polite— Why, except for Jinjur, there's not a woman in town who wouldn't give her right are to have him for a mate!

Kathy: And I guess the "filthy stinking rich" part has absolutely nothing to do with it.
Songween: That's why there's a Contract.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain

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