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Carry On for Friday, March 8, 2019:
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A: Throwing Away His Rubber Plant
Fred: Before we begin, Ma'am, excuse me one moment... there's a precaution I have to take, first...
(Fred hurls the plant with the security microphone over the balcony into the valley below)
Fred: HRRRNNG!
Songween (heard through the speaker in the plant) NO-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!
B: Interruptus
(In the background is a lovely view of the garden, and the lake ringed with dramatic mountains)
Kathy: You lied to me— this place is like paradise!
Fred: I'll admit it's not without its charms... I should like to show you some of my favourite views... there is... this waterfall, in the hills above the city... with a fern-fringed pool PERFECT for taking a... swim... a very... private... SWIM...
Kathy: I'd like that very much! When can we go?
Fred: I'll clear my schedule—
(Flashback concludes. Back in the present with Songween and Kathy conversing.)
Songween: And then what happened—?!
Kathy: And then one of your goons came and told me to report back here!
Fred: Before we begin, Ma'am, excuse me one moment... there's a precaution I have to take, first...
(Fred hurls the plant with the security microphone over the balcony into the valley below)
Fred: HRRRNNG!
Songween (heard through the speaker in the plant) NO-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!
B: Interruptus
(In the background is a lovely view of the garden, and the lake ringed with dramatic mountains)
Kathy: You lied to me— this place is like paradise!
Fred: I'll admit it's not without its charms... I should like to show you some of my favourite views... there is... this waterfall, in the hills above the city... with a fern-fringed pool PERFECT for taking a... swim... a very... private... SWIM...
Kathy: I'd like that very much! When can we go?
Fred: I'll clear my schedule—
(Flashback concludes. Back in the present with Songween and Kathy conversing.)
Songween: And then what happened—?!
Kathy: And then one of your goons came and told me to report back here!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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