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Carry On for Wednesday, February 20, 2019:
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A: Royal Command Performance
(Dr. Bowman, trussed up like a fish, lies on the floor at the feet of two palace guards)
DrBowman: To what do I owe the honor of this audience, Your Grace?
Songween: Why did you give nanites to my great-granddaughter? You realize that could totally screw up the chance of her being accepted as my blood heir?!
DrBowman: Relax. They'll be out of her system in a couple of days—
Songween: I don't have a couple of days!
DrBowman: You waited fifty years to name a successor— don't tell me you can't wait a few more days!
B: Not What It Looks Like
Songween: So how are the nanobots going to leave her system?
DrBowman: Well—
(We see a vision of a chest-burster emerging from Kathy's torso a la the movie Alien)
Sfx: Splorch!
Kathy: AAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Kathy is standing knock-kneed, quivering with terror)
DrBowman: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Sheesh! You hyenas have no sense of humor!
(Dr. Bowman, trussed up like a fish, lies on the floor at the feet of two palace guards)
DrBowman: To what do I owe the honor of this audience, Your Grace?
Songween: Why did you give nanites to my great-granddaughter? You realize that could totally screw up the chance of her being accepted as my blood heir?!
DrBowman: Relax. They'll be out of her system in a couple of days—
Songween: I don't have a couple of days!
DrBowman: You waited fifty years to name a successor— don't tell me you can't wait a few more days!
B: Not What It Looks Like
Songween: So how are the nanobots going to leave her system?
DrBowman: Well—
(We see a vision of a chest-burster emerging from Kathy's torso a la the movie Alien)
Sfx: Splorch!
Kathy: AAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Kathy is standing knock-kneed, quivering with terror)
DrBowman: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Sheesh! You hyenas have no sense of humor!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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