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Carry On for Monday, February 4, 2019:
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Market Square Hero
(Customers talking at several tables in the local pub)
Brigadier1: Have you heard the news? The Duchess has a new heir!
Brigadier2: She arrived about the battleship yesterday with all guns blazing!
Brigadier1: I heard she's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats!
Brigadier3: I heard she was fourteen feet tall— and ripped the head off General Jinjur!
Brigadier4: Wish I'd been there!
Customer1: She's got a time machine and a bunch of companions—
Customer2: Oh, now you're just makin' stuff up!
Customer1: She had her way with Lieutenant Kruger! Right in front of everybody!
Customer2: No—!
Brigadier5: My brother told me she threw a wild party for the Home Guardsmen! She even sang and danced for them!
Brigadier6: A sheyena singing and dancing? Now I know you're lying!
Customer3: She can hypnotize people with her eyes! She told the Duchess where to get off! And the Duchess didn't kill her!
Customer4: It took a whole battalion of MPs to subdue her!
Customer5 (whistles): !
(Customers talking at several tables in the local pub)
Brigadier1: Have you heard the news? The Duchess has a new heir!
Brigadier2: She arrived about the battleship yesterday with all guns blazing!
Brigadier1: I heard she's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats!
Brigadier3: I heard she was fourteen feet tall— and ripped the head off General Jinjur!
Brigadier4: Wish I'd been there!
Customer1: She's got a time machine and a bunch of companions—
Customer2: Oh, now you're just makin' stuff up!
Customer1: She had her way with Lieutenant Kruger! Right in front of everybody!
Customer2: No—!
Brigadier5: My brother told me she threw a wild party for the Home Guardsmen! She even sang and danced for them!
Brigadier6: A sheyena singing and dancing? Now I know you're lying!
Customer3: She can hypnotize people with her eyes! She told the Duchess where to get off! And the Duchess didn't kill her!
Customer4: It took a whole battalion of MPs to subdue her!
Customer5 (whistles): !
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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