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Carry On for Wednesday, February 19, 2020:
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A: A Blow To Her Pride
Fred: This first session is just to learn how much you know, so I can adapt my training plan to your skill level. I will play Jinjur. Try to hit me.
(Swords clash)
Sfx: NICK!
Sfx: NACK!
(Fred swats Kathy on the behind with the broad side of his sword)
Sfx: PADDYWHACK!
B: Duel-Over
Fred: Duel— over.
Kathy: I hate you.
Fred: Ma'am, you're not even trying.
Kathy: Well, it's hard to concentrate with you all... like that. Why aren't you wearing body armor?
Fred: Because you're wearing my body armour.
Kathy: I'm afraid I might hurt you.
Fred: You needn't worry about that.
Fred: In fact, you need to try to hurt me. Would it help if I wore a red wig?
Kathy: It might! Or you could just slap me on the butt again...
Fred: This first session is just to learn how much you know, so I can adapt my training plan to your skill level. I will play Jinjur. Try to hit me.
(Swords clash)
Sfx: NICK!
Sfx: NACK!
(Fred swats Kathy on the behind with the broad side of his sword)
Sfx: PADDYWHACK!
B: Duel-Over
Fred: Duel— over.
Kathy: I hate you.
Fred: Ma'am, you're not even trying.
Kathy: Well, it's hard to concentrate with you all... like that. Why aren't you wearing body armor?
Fred: Because you're wearing my body armour.
Kathy: I'm afraid I might hurt you.
Fred: You needn't worry about that.
Fred: In fact, you need to try to hurt me. Would it help if I wore a red wig?
Kathy: It might! Or you could just slap me on the butt again...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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