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Carry On:
A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, April 15, 2016:
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A: In Before The Deadline
Horn: So how often do sheyenas come into heat, anyway?
Fred: Once or twice a year... sometimes every other year.
Horn: So if she's in heat right now... shouldn't you be trying to secure the succession while you can?
Fred: Thank you for muddying up the river, Mister Horn!
B: Of Course—He's An Accountant
Fred: My "job" may be to mate with her— but I want so much more than that now! I want her to enjoy being with me... I want our lovemaking to be a pleasure, not a contractual obligation.
Fred: It's not just about sex. I want to be able to let my guard down with her... to be able to be vulnerable, yet feel safe. I... want to give myself to her completely...
Fred: *giggle* I want her to count my spots...!
Horn: So how often do sheyenas come into heat, anyway?
Fred: Once or twice a year... sometimes every other year.
Horn: So if she's in heat right now... shouldn't you be trying to secure the succession while you can?
Fred: Thank you for muddying up the river, Mister Horn!
B: Of Course—He's An Accountant
Fred: My "job" may be to mate with her— but I want so much more than that now! I want her to enjoy being with me... I want our lovemaking to be a pleasure, not a contractual obligation.
Fred: It's not just about sex. I want to be able to let my guard down with her... to be able to be vulnerable, yet feel safe. I... want to give myself to her completely...
Fred: *giggle* I want her to count my spots...!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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