A: Masquerade

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Kathy: That makes absolutely no sense—! Why would a sheyena masquerade as a guyena?

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Kathy: Just how masochistic—
Sandy: Well, it would explain why he's so shy, and all. And so moody, and why he's always trying to dominate us—

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Kathy: Oh, believe me— he's a male.
Sandy: You're so sure about that?
Kathy: Oh, I'm sure—!

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B: Conspiracy Theory

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Sandy: Really? Maybe she's just a really good actress... maybe that's why she doesn't want you to get too close to her... maybe everything she's told us is a lie... maybe she's the other heir, and she's lured us out here to the middle of nowhere so she can kill us, so she can inherit the country!

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Sandy: I mean, that other story she told just about the "arranged marriage" sounds like something some nut job cooked up! I'll bet she led Horn off so she can have her lion assassins come in and finish us off. They're probably hiding in the bushes even as we speak!

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Kathy: Aw, c'mon, Sandy—! That sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory!
Sandy: That's what they want you to believe!

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C: Hey, Hey, It's The Mongeese

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Kathy: Sandy, don't be ridiculous! Fred's a male! No sheyena in her right mind would pretend—
Sandy: Hey, shh! He's comin'!

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Fred: Stupid bloody mongooses! How dare they steal my uniform!
Horn: Well, you should have hung your uniform in a tree, Lieutenant.

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Sandy: Yeah, you're right, he's a guy. That would never have happened to a girl.