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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Wednesday, October 21, 2020:
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A: Momma's Boy
Kathy: No, you're not a laughing hyena— you're some weird little four-eyed gray accountant-thing without a humorous bone in his entire body and all the passion of a ball of lint whose mother had to buy him a wife so he could get laid!
Fred: GASP! It that what you think of me—?!
Kathy: Does your mommy know that you've been getting free samples from Mistress Jade...?
B: Warrior Princess
Fred: HOW DARE YOU, YOU— YOU PEASANT!
Kathy: Peasant? Peasant—?! I am the great-granddaughter of the Duchess of Rackenroon! I am descended from the First Empress of the Maramasai! Royal blood flows in my veins! How dare you call me a peasant! I am a princess!
Fred: Oh, really—? Then start acting like one—!
Kathy: No, you're not a laughing hyena— you're some weird little four-eyed gray accountant-thing without a humorous bone in his entire body and all the passion of a ball of lint whose mother had to buy him a wife so he could get laid!
Fred: GASP! It that what you think of me—?!
Kathy: Does your mommy know that you've been getting free samples from Mistress Jade...?
B: Warrior Princess
Fred: HOW DARE YOU, YOU— YOU PEASANT!
Kathy: Peasant? Peasant—?! I am the great-granddaughter of the Duchess of Rackenroon! I am descended from the First Empress of the Maramasai! Royal blood flows in my veins! How dare you call me a peasant! I am a princess!
Fred: Oh, really—? Then start acting like one—!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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