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Carry On for Friday, November 22, 2019:
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A: Off The Record
Fred: I... see your point, Madame. I will put them under observation, and recall my unit from the field so—
Songween: Er, Fred— I think it would be best if you didn't resume your duties as my Adjutant for the time being.
Fred: What? Why?!
Songween: I'm not supposed to take sides in the duel. And neither is my Adjutant. You wouldn't be able to have any contact with the combatants.
Songween: So I think you might want to stay on leave for a little while longer... say, a week or so...
Fred: That may be advisable, yes.
Songween: And if, during that time, you were able to lend your expertise to a certain person... it may be of benefit to your future, so to say.
Fred: I understand, Madame.
Songween: Strictly off the record.
Fred: Of course, Madame.
B: It Needs No Explanation
Songween: After all— you are the finest swordsman in the country, if not the whole empire.
Fred: My blushes, Madame.
Songween: I trust you to make certain she has a good showing. Rackenroon depends on you. Lieutenant, I'm giving you the keys to my great-granddaughter. Drive her hard, make sure she gets nicely detailed, and bring her back with a full tank.
Fred: I don't even want to begin to speculate upon the meaning of that metaphor, Madame.
Songween: You want me to explain it to you?
Fred: No... no, I don't, thank you.
Fred: I... see your point, Madame. I will put them under observation, and recall my unit from the field so—
Songween: Er, Fred— I think it would be best if you didn't resume your duties as my Adjutant for the time being.
Fred: What? Why?!
Songween: I'm not supposed to take sides in the duel. And neither is my Adjutant. You wouldn't be able to have any contact with the combatants.
Songween: So I think you might want to stay on leave for a little while longer... say, a week or so...
Fred: That may be advisable, yes.
Songween: And if, during that time, you were able to lend your expertise to a certain person... it may be of benefit to your future, so to say.
Fred: I understand, Madame.
Songween: Strictly off the record.
Fred: Of course, Madame.
B: It Needs No Explanation
Songween: After all— you are the finest swordsman in the country, if not the whole empire.
Fred: My blushes, Madame.
Songween: I trust you to make certain she has a good showing. Rackenroon depends on you. Lieutenant, I'm giving you the keys to my great-granddaughter. Drive her hard, make sure she gets nicely detailed, and bring her back with a full tank.
Fred: I don't even want to begin to speculate upon the meaning of that metaphor, Madame.
Songween: You want me to explain it to you?
Fred: No... no, I don't, thank you.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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