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Carry On for Friday, August 16, 2019:
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A: Firing Line
Vyschuss: Ffo how'd you get a pitcher uv her takin' a baff, Lieutenant? Heh, heh, heh, heh—! An' hoooff diff udder dirl wif her?
Vyschuss: Ain'd da Contract's penalty for foolin- aroun' — DEFF? I'll volunteer for va firin' fkwad!
(Fred taps the side of his glasses with a finger)
(The phone explodes)
Sfx: BLAM
Vyschuss: HOLY FFIT!
B: Broken Toy
Jinjur: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Vyschuss: I DIN'T DO NUFFIN'! IT FF'PLODED!
Fred: Speaking of "explosions"... the other day I found some bomb-making equipment on a boat on the Au. Any thoughts as to how it got there...? As that's in your patrol area...?
Vyschuss: Ffo how'd you get a pitcher uv her takin' a baff, Lieutenant? Heh, heh, heh, heh—! An' hoooff diff udder dirl wif her?
Vyschuss: Ain'd da Contract's penalty for foolin- aroun' — DEFF? I'll volunteer for va firin' fkwad!
(Fred taps the side of his glasses with a finger)
(The phone explodes)
Sfx: BLAM
Vyschuss: HOLY FFIT!
B: Broken Toy
Jinjur: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Vyschuss: I DIN'T DO NUFFIN'! IT FF'PLODED!
Fred: Speaking of "explosions"... the other day I found some bomb-making equipment on a boat on the Au. Any thoughts as to how it got there...? As that's in your patrol area...?
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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