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Carry On for Friday, November 16, 2018:
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A: Giving Him The Clap

(The Home Guardsmen are assembled at morning muster)
Fred: Good morning, lads.
Everyone: GOOD MORNING LIEUTENANT KRUUUUGERRR!
Koz: I'll bet it's a "Good" Morning!
Brigadier: Shut up, Koz!

Fred: All right— what's this all about?
(The entire company applauds him, grinning)
Sfx: CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
Fred: Oh. That.

B: Keeping It In

Fred: Alright, I can see that you've heard some runours regarding the... altercation in my quarters last night.
Brigadiers: giggle! snicker!

Fred: I wish to state emphatically that they are only rumours! I did not have sex with that woman— or anything else, for that matter—
Brigadiers: snerk titter giggle pfft snort

Fred: —and as she is a guest of Her Grace, and a personage of some note, I will not have you sullying her honour with your perverted fantasies!
Brigadier: But perverted fantasies are all we have, Sir!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain

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