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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Monday, October 15, 2018:
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A: Up All Night
Kathy: So why'd you keep it?
Fred: I forgot about it! When it arrived, I was so embarrassed, I shoved the enveloped into the bottom drawer of my desk and never looked at it again!
Fred: I have to get it down— that thing will keep me up all night!
Kathy (clears throat angrily): Ah-haghn...
Fred: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
B: Try Some Lubrication
Kathy: How'd he get it up there in the first place?
Fred: Probably bounced on the bed and stuck it up with tape.
(Jumping on the bed)
Sfx: SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY
Fred: HURN! HURN! HURN! Can't... quite...
Kathy: Here, let me try— I'm a little taller—
Sfx: SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY
Kathy: Almost... there... just... a little... more... Umph!
Fred: Please, Ma'am, not so hard! You're going to break my bed!
(A patrolling guard in front of Fred's hut frowns)
Kathy: So why'd you keep it?
Fred: I forgot about it! When it arrived, I was so embarrassed, I shoved the enveloped into the bottom drawer of my desk and never looked at it again!
Fred: I have to get it down— that thing will keep me up all night!
Kathy (clears throat angrily): Ah-haghn...
Fred: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
B: Try Some Lubrication
Kathy: How'd he get it up there in the first place?
Fred: Probably bounced on the bed and stuck it up with tape.
(Jumping on the bed)
Sfx: SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY
Fred: HURN! HURN! HURN! Can't... quite...
Kathy: Here, let me try— I'm a little taller—
Sfx: SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY
Kathy: Almost... there... just... a little... more... Umph!
Fred: Please, Ma'am, not so hard! You're going to break my bed!
(A patrolling guard in front of Fred's hut frowns)
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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