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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Wednesday, December 16, 2015:
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A: Help Me, Horn!
Fred: Horn—! You have to help me! She wants me to make love to her, and I don't know what to do!
Horn: Well... first you put your arms around her... then you kiss her...
Horn: ...then you slide your hands down over her—
Fred: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
B: Gone Mad
Horn: Okay, now I'm confused. Last night, you—
Fred: Last night I was... under the influence of hormones— and this morning I had a snootful of that wretched spiked deodorant, courtesy of our dear Miss Sandy. I was out of control. But now, I am in my right mind again, and she has become the very sort of lust-crazed brute that I abhor!
Fred: She's gone mad! She won't leave me alone! I can't even reason with her— she's after me with passion in her eyes, and will do anything to have sex with me!
Horn: Yep. Sure sounds like she's gone mad to me—!
Fred: Horn—! You have to help me! She wants me to make love to her, and I don't know what to do!
Horn: Well... first you put your arms around her... then you kiss her...
Horn: ...then you slide your hands down over her—
Fred: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
B: Gone Mad
Horn: Okay, now I'm confused. Last night, you—
Fred: Last night I was... under the influence of hormones— and this morning I had a snootful of that wretched spiked deodorant, courtesy of our dear Miss Sandy. I was out of control. But now, I am in my right mind again, and she has become the very sort of lust-crazed brute that I abhor!
Fred: She's gone mad! She won't leave me alone! I can't even reason with her— she's after me with passion in her eyes, and will do anything to have sex with me!
Horn: Yep. Sure sounds like she's gone mad to me—!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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