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Carry On for Monday, February 1, 2021:
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A: Cone Of Shame

(Jinjur is wearing the Cone of Shame and chained to the wall, her entire head bandaged)
Jinjur: Vif if ffo humiliating.
Vyschuss: You get uffed to it. Hav vey foun' alla your teef yet?
Jinjur: Fut up.

Vyschuss: Hey, you want fum uv viff pudding? Ith nummy pink fflime flavor! Where do I ftick va furinge?
Jinjur: Get away from me wif fat you fadift!
Sfx: Rattle!
Vyschuss: Aww— you ufta like my fadftik ftreak!

B: Miffed Opportunity

Vyschuss: Jinjur— what were you thinkin'? You could finiffed her off in two fekondf flat...
Jinjur: I waf trying to be nife to her! I gave her every opportunity to quit and go home— And beffidth, I couldn't openly defy my grandmother!
Vyschuss: ...but you wanted to humiliate her, ffo you played wif her...
Jinjur: I waf trying to provoke her into making me kill her!
Vyschuss: ...and gave her va chanf to beat you.
Jinjur: She did NOT beat me!
Vyschuss: Huh.
Jinjur: It waf dumb luck! I did not lose— I miffcalculated— and she cheated!
Vyschuss: "Never miff an oportunity to take advantage of your enemy'ff miftakfth."
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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