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Carry On for Monday, September 14, 2020:
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A: Getting Unstressed

Fred: Jade—! Mistress! I'm sorry—
Jade: Do not apologise. Crocutans never say "please," "thank you," or "I'm sorry."

Fred: She's not usually this rude. She's under a lot of stress—
Jade: And whose fault is that? You are driving her too hard, Usiku!

Fred: Am I? I feel like I'm trying to motivate a sack a potatoes.
Jade: I know why you are stressed. Come. I know something that will relax you.

B: They Also Have Cleavage

Fred: I really don't have time to play chess right now, Madam.
Jade: You need a break. You're not yourself. You have both been working too hard.
Fred: Heat and pressure makes diamonds.

Jade: Princesses are born, not made.
Fred: Well— diamonds can be pretty unremarkable things until they're freed from their ore.
Jade: Are you calling her an ore?
Fred: Oh, ha, bloody ha.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain

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