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Carry On for Monday, September 9, 2019:
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A: Weapons Of Choice
Kathy: So when do you want to do this? High noon, out in front of the saloon?
Jinjur: In the Festival Arena, in one week's time. I will allow you that long to prepare.
Kathy: Fine by me. As the challenged party, I have the right to choose the weapons—?
Jinjur: Of course. Keep in mind, there's nothing you could choose that I'm not good at!
Sandy: Balloons and blunderbusses at a hundred yards...
(Lady Vortigern is still eating her bowl)
Vortigern (thinking): Worst calzone ever—!
Sfx: crunch crunch crunch
B: Trash Talkin'
Kathy: I want to make it clear— I did not seek this fight, but I intend to prosecute it to the fullest extent of my abilities.
Jinjur: Pfft! What's that supposed to mean?
Kathy: It means I'm gonna kick your ass up one side of the street and down the other, you arrogant bushwa! You're gonna be sorry you ever messed with me! You better bring a bucket, 'cuz you're going to need it to carry your guts home in!
Songween: Eee-hee-hee-hee! That's my great-granddaughter, folks!
Kathy: So when do you want to do this? High noon, out in front of the saloon?
Jinjur: In the Festival Arena, in one week's time. I will allow you that long to prepare.
Kathy: Fine by me. As the challenged party, I have the right to choose the weapons—?
Jinjur: Of course. Keep in mind, there's nothing you could choose that I'm not good at!
Sandy: Balloons and blunderbusses at a hundred yards...
(Lady Vortigern is still eating her bowl)
Vortigern (thinking): Worst calzone ever—!
Sfx: crunch crunch crunch
B: Trash Talkin'
Kathy: I want to make it clear— I did not seek this fight, but I intend to prosecute it to the fullest extent of my abilities.
Jinjur: Pfft! What's that supposed to mean?
Kathy: It means I'm gonna kick your ass up one side of the street and down the other, you arrogant bushwa! You're gonna be sorry you ever messed with me! You better bring a bucket, 'cuz you're going to need it to carry your guts home in!
Songween: Eee-hee-hee-hee! That's my great-granddaughter, folks!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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