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Carry On for Monday, August 20, 2018:
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A: How To Get Ahead
Koz: Perhaps you do not understand. Your regiment owes allegiance to Rackenroon. You're in Kiyanti. You will toast our Duchess— or get out of our pub.
BlackWatchman: You gunna make us— Boy?
Koz: E'yup.
BlackWatchman: Oh, yeah—? You— and whose army?
B: How To Get Ahead
(Murphy punches through the window, grabs the Black Watchman)
Sfx: SMASH!
BlackWatchman: GURK!
(Murphy hauls the Black Watchman out through the window)
Sfx: ZIP!
(The severed head of the Black Watchman is thrown back inside)
Sfx: PLOIT!
C: How To Get Ahead
Koz: ...Next—?
BlackWatchmen (fleeing in terror): YII—! YII—! YII—! YII—!!
Koz: Perhaps you do not understand. Your regiment owes allegiance to Rackenroon. You're in Kiyanti. You will toast our Duchess— or get out of our pub.
BlackWatchman: You gunna make us— Boy?
Koz: E'yup.
BlackWatchman: Oh, yeah—? You— and whose army?
B: How To Get Ahead
(Murphy punches through the window, grabs the Black Watchman)
Sfx: SMASH!
BlackWatchman: GURK!
(Murphy hauls the Black Watchman out through the window)
Sfx: ZIP!
(The severed head of the Black Watchman is thrown back inside)
Sfx: PLOIT!
C: How To Get Ahead
Koz: ...Next—?
BlackWatchmen (fleeing in terror): YII—! YII—! YII—! YII—!!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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